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Just in case you thought the world had reached the zenith of stupid and futile, Carmine-Ricci Heavy Industries swoops in to make it so much worse yet again!

To brighten your day (or not, I don't give a salted slug either way) your favorite material can now be displayed for all to see with the EatABattery.com and Detective Buck Passer poster series! Download now (or don't, salted slug remember?)

Posters! (But you wads have to print them yourselves)

Detective Buck Passer game poster Eatabattery.com Poster
Detective Buck Passer Eatabattery.com

Business Cards! (You also have to print these, I mean what am I, your Mother? Don't forget the trash though.)

Business Cards For All Occasions!