Just in case you thought the world had reached the zenith of stupid and futile, Carmine-Ricci Heavy Industries swoops in to make it so much worse yet again!
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DAY 42 My big toe throbs, the knuckle aches. A yankee candle fell on my big toe. The future is grim.
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