News & Misinformation

• MERCH

  Just in case you thought the world had reached the zenith of stupid and futile, Carmine-Ricci Heavy Industries swoops in to make it so much worse yet again!

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• TOE WATCH 2017

  DAY 42 My big toe throbs, the knuckle aches. A yankee candle fell on my big toe. The future is grim.

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• Akaline Heros

  Welcome to EataBattery.com, the central site for all things rechargable, dischargable, and alkaline!

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